Scene: A conference call between President Obama, VP Biden, and Dennis Rodman.
BO: D-Rod, great job in North Korea. Did he buy it?
D-Rod: Hell yeah, bro! KIm Long-johns called me Mr. President the whole time. I don't think their eyes are to good over there.
BO: So what's the status of their nuke program?
D-Rod: Yo, man. They ain't got shit. They the Charles Barkley of the world. All bark and no bite. They got some crazy hoes over there though...
Buckshot Biden: (rustles around like he's waking up from a nap) Ahhh, what was that?
D-Rod: THOSE BITCHES BE FINE AS HELL. And freaky too.
Buckshot Biden: Want me to notify Congressman Menendez, Mr. President?
BO: Hell no! That prick has me in enough hot water, and D-Rod, not so loud...Michelle is around.
D-Rod: Oh shit, sorry bro. Don't want you and the misses fighting.
BO: Anyway, Uncle Joe, I'm sending you to the Vatican.
Buckshot Biden: Where?
BO: The Vatican for the inauguration of the new Pope.
Buckshot Biden: Oh, you mean Rome.
BO: Joe, aren't you Catholic? Don't you know where the Pope lives?
Buckshot Biden: I'll be whatever you want boss. Hell, I've been black, hispanic, Jewish, Muslim and gay at some point in my political career. Like you say, boss, whatever gets votes.
BO: It doesn't matter, your staff will get you there.
D-Rod: J-man, the Vat is sick! And my boy from Arica got picked. Can you believe that? A brotha as Pope.
BO: (head drops in frustration) D-Rod, the Pope is from Argentina, not Africa.
D-Rod: So my homie didn't get it?
BO: no.
Buckshot Biden: Hey D-Rod, turn that frown upside down. Like my Pappy used to say, "All's well that ends well."
BO: (Biden and Rodman start talking about a door shooting competition) Now I know how hard H W had it with Quayle as VP.
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